Posted 3 hours ago

pansexualpotatoe:

hunter-doctors-in-221b:

copperbooms:

go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

or as we like to call it

the bible

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This is great

Posted 3 hours ago

pardonmybloomers:

Okay, so I spent a lot of time on these the last day or two, as a bit of therapy to get my mind off of things. So here’s five coords inspired by the five magical girls of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, inspired by a fanart post I reblogged recently.

Be prepared for the coord rundown here, there’s a lot of it. Top to bottom!

Madoka (with a sweet and simple coord):

  • AP Loire OP
  • AP Toe Shoes OTKs
  • BTSSB Cheryl Ribbon Comb
  • BTSSB Elie Crown bag
  • BTSSB Cherry Lace cuffs
  • AP Recital shoes
  • Soul Gem necklace via Animeshop
  • Bow ring via Modcloth
  • Bow earrings via Tradesy
  • GLW Baby Dollight wig in deep pink

Homura (inspired by her time powers):

  • RockStar Wigs Ombre Alexa in Pewter Silver Fade
  • Bodyline Antique Clock OP
  • AatP Milky Rail Train bag
  • VM Elegant Frill bolero
  • ETC Scallop Ribbon shoes
  • JM Victorian Border Diamond tights
  • Clock hand earrings via Etsy
  • Soul Gem necklace and ring set via Plamoya

Sayaka (focusing on the reason she became a magical girl):

  • IW A Maiden’s Prayer on a Starry Sky flare JSK+socks
  • AP Lucienne Dream blouse
  • BTSSB Tiered corset
  • IW Twin Ribbon and Rose headbow
  • BTSSB Ribbon Heart bag
  • ETC Patent Leather Ribbon shoes
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy
  • BTSSB The Angel Whispers Silent Night ring
  • Sepia Mystic wig in Cool Blue via Amphigory

Mami (with a dash of her love of tea):

  • IW Antique Tartan skirt
  • VM Lace Ribbon Puff Sleeve blouse
  • MM Long Lace cuffs
  • IW Toque Hat headdress
  • IW Gold Lame Horse OTKs
  • VM Victorian Short Boots
  • AP Tea Pot ring
  • AP Tea Cup ring
  • GLW Spiraluxe wig in Honeybee
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy

Kyoko (leaning a little EGA with crosses for her backstory and a tomboy ouji edge):

  • Meta Floral Jacquard Frill skirt
  • Atelier Boz Connor vest
  • Atelier Boz Zepar blouse
  • Verum Croix tights
  • AatP Cross Belt boots
  • AatP Crown Tassel headbow
  • Atelier Box 1 Point ear cuff
  • AatP Coffin Style Trunk pochette
  • Soul Gem necklace via Etsy
  • GLW Pixie collection ponytail 1 and bangs 2, in burgundy/brown mix

Posted 7 hours ago

ampharos:

The Ocarina of Time themed update for Hyrule Warriors

Posted 7 hours ago

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

Posted 9 hours ago

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

Posted 9 hours ago
balladofgales:

nolanthebloghog:

geekycraft:


I’ve never made ice cream before, so I did you guys a favor and found this recipe elsewhere. This ice cream mixes the salty taste of sea salt with the sweet tastes of cream and sugar. Apparently, Kingdom Hearts II director Tetsuya Nomura had this ice cream on a trip to the Tokyo Disneyland Resort and liked it so much he decided to work with Disney to put it in the games. The characters of Kingdom Hearts II can often be seen eating and talking about this delicious salty-sweet dessert. Enjoy it with your best buddy at twilight.


Ingredients:2 eggs
2 c. milk
1/3 cup sugar
1 t. vanilla
1 c. heavy whipping cream
sea salt to taste
blue food coloring (optional) ice pop molds (optional)

Directions: Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls and beat the egg whites until stiff. Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Slowly bring milk to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Pour hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture and mix well. Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard. Do not boil. Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well. Add sea salt (keeping adding salt until it tastes salty sweet). Put mixture in fridge to cool. Once cool, add cream, vanilla and coloring to mixture. Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions. If you wish, get some ice pop molds. Spray the inside of these with very little PAM spray (or something similar). Then pour the ice cream into the molds right after it comes out of the ice cream maker. Pop the lid on and the stick in and freeze for at least two hours.




YESSSSSSS

Just a few solid tips for anyone looking to make this
1) Don’t bring your milk to a boil. Bring it to a quick simmer. That’s all you need because if you make it too hot, it’s going to make the next tip harder
2) Don’t pour the hot milk into the yolk/sugar mixture too quickly. It will scramble the yolks and you’ll have to start over. Do it very slowly.
3) When you’re heating the milk/yolk/sugar mixture, stir constantly. Do not stop until it’s thick because you can scramble the yolks in this step as well, and like before, you’ll have to start over
No tutorials on how to make this stuff really give you solid examples on how to keep your yolks from scrambling so hopefully this helps if people actually read this
I messed up twice because I didn’t know this stuff. Once you get past the heating steps though, it’s all smooth sailing.

balladofgales:

nolanthebloghog:

geekycraft:

I’ve never made ice cream before, so I did you guys a favor and found this recipe elsewhere. This ice cream mixes the salty taste of sea salt with the sweet tastes of cream and sugar. Apparently, Kingdom Hearts II director Tetsuya Nomura had this ice cream on a trip to the Tokyo Disneyland Resort and liked it so much he decided to work with Disney to put it in the games. The characters of Kingdom Hearts II can often be seen eating and talking about this delicious salty-sweet dessert. Enjoy it with your best buddy at twilight.

Ingredients:

2 eggs
2 c. milk
1/3 cup sugar
1 t. vanilla
1 c. heavy whipping cream
sea salt to taste
blue food coloring (optional)

ice pop molds (optional)

Directions:
Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls and beat the egg whites until stiff. Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Slowly bring milk to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Pour hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture and mix well. Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard. Do not boil. Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well. Add sea salt (keeping adding salt until it tastes salty sweet). Put mixture in fridge to cool. Once cool, add cream, vanilla and coloring to mixture. Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions. If you wish, get some ice pop molds. Spray the inside of these with very little PAM spray (or something similar). Then pour the ice cream into the molds right after it comes out of the ice cream maker. Pop the lid on and the stick in and freeze for at least two hours.

YESSSSSSS

Just a few solid tips for anyone looking to make this

1) Don’t bring your milk to a boil. Bring it to a quick simmer. That’s all you need because if you make it too hot, it’s going to make the next tip harder

2) Don’t pour the hot milk into the yolk/sugar mixture too quickly. It will scramble the yolks and you’ll have to start over. Do it very slowly.

3) When you’re heating the milk/yolk/sugar mixture, stir constantly. Do not stop until it’s thick because you can scramble the yolks in this step as well, and like before, you’ll have to start over

No tutorials on how to make this stuff really give you solid examples on how to keep your yolks from scrambling so hopefully this helps if people actually read this

I messed up twice because I didn’t know this stuff. Once you get past the heating steps though, it’s all smooth sailing.

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 11 hours ago

human-cartography:

ikkleosu:

It was also the first show to deal with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

I’m getting emotional because this show is so perfect.

(Source: wigglemore)

Posted 12 hours ago
licklucifer:

this is my favorite naruto gif of all time im putting it on queue everyday for a year, maybe more.

licklucifer:

this is my favorite naruto gif of all time im putting it on queue everyday for a year, maybe more.

(Source: thunderkage)

Posted 1 day ago

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

(Source: chrisprattdelicious)